“If only we had known…” This is what RIM (Research in Motion) could have said after the release of their new Blackberry PDA phone. For the technologically challenged sheep out there, a PDA (Personal Digital Assistant) is a type of cell phone, which allows you to control your life in the palm of your hand. From E-mails, to music, web-browsers and high-def cameras, that little device has it all! Not to forget of course the revolutionary introduction of the Blackberry Messenger. Reaching 12 million users in just under 8 years, one could say these guys have done pretty well for themselves. However, with popularity on the rise, the Canadian entreprise got a bit more than they could harvest. The happy chatty sheep got addicted to the fruity product and can’t un-hook anymore. “My Crackberry”, as many users now call it, is busy altering behaviours. Compared to hard drugs such as Cocaine, Heroin or even Ice, the Blackberry is taking control of our lives. What’s about to be said expresses the views of a sheep with an athletic dislike for Blackberry users and should therefore, not be taken too personally.
The Blackberry facilitates people’s lives and creates easier ways of communicating, but it doesn’t rule your life. People have become numbed by the side effects of new age technology. And yes, it does make your life easier, but does it really give you the freedom you are looking for? RIM spotted that pin location in a sheep’s mind saying “social availability” and released the Blackberry Messenger. It has radically changed the way sheep text each other, and has caused these users to become reachable 24/7. K, that’s pretty cool , but who controls who now? I know a lot of users, and it kinda scares me when I hear some of them say that they literally only live for their Blackberry. Of course, the services provided by these phones are super practical and all, but to think that you can’t live with a phone, is actually quite scary. It seems like people these days are living their lives in a world where social acceptance is of highest importance. Maybe they just forgot that before cellphones were invented, people were living very happy lives. I would like to remind these thumb-clicking junkies, that taking a break from you BBM won’t necessary kill you, and that you might actually start enjoying it. So turn your phone off, just for an hour, and remember that a Blackberry is, just a fruit.
Mr.Fatchewer
Here a link to a forum started by true Blackberry addicts: